oh the demands...

So Grandma is coming to pick up the minis.........COME ON ALREADY........the demands and attention these minis require is borderline ridiculous today...

I definately need a break and it will come in the form of a field trip to my favoriteist store ever (Target) and I will follow that up tonight with some beers and adult conversation with the neighbors we've convinced to come out and play tonight!! Mommy is excited!!!

Conversation with my 6 year old this morning...

Mommy can I get in the crib with the baby?

No you cannot

Why?

You are too big and you will break the crib

I'm not too big and I want to get in the crib

No

But it's not fair, I want to get in the crib too.......Why Mommy Why??

Life's not fair Big One

but Mommy..........I promise I'll be careful

No

PUHLEEEEEEEEEEZZZZEEEE Mommy

No

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY????

BECAUSE I SAID SO! and I'm the Mommy

Well I'm telling Daddy...

Go ahead, tell Daddy........we'll see how that works out for you.....

.....slam.......that's the sound of Daddy running out the back door......coward.......


So now it's noon and Grandma is still not here..........I need to find a way to entertain these mini's until she gets here...the anticipation is killing the Big One. Grandma is in for a surprise as the Little One has decided this week that she hates the car seat and it's almost an hour ride back to Grandma's house.............mental note to self.......LEAVE QUICKLY AFTER GRANDMA GETS HERE SO SHE CAN'T BRING THEM BACK!!

It's 12:00....is that too early to start my childless celebration?