Friday, January 9, 2009

Intervention

I read your Friday Fragments and I gotta say, I'm a little worried about you. You know who you are.

First of all I'm fearful for Barbie's safety. You seem a little on edge with her reinvented image....but what is most troubling to me is this whole "I want to be pregnant again" business.

WHAT are you thinking? SNAP out of it. Do I need to come there with a wet washcloth and slap you myself? Are four not enough to drive you right off the edge of that cliff? Have you no recollection of the sleepless nights and formula and diapers and good lord woman, what are you thinking? I am counting down the days to not having to buy formula and diapers ever again....and never mind that, what about being pregnant PERIOD....just thinking about being pregnant again makes me want to run out into oncoming traffic.

You are delusional. It's okay, it will pass, just watch a few SuperNanny episodes and maybe some of that Baby Story crap with the really horrible birthing stories or better yet, go volunteer in the 6-12 month room at a local daycare (especially this time of year when they are all sick and snotty and angry little monsters). Just come to my house and I'll let you have borrow Little One for as long as you want!! That should cure this 'wanting another baby' crap. I'm telling you, I'm a little more than worried, you mentioned it more than once in that post. I fear I may be too late.....

***SLAP***

snap out of it........you're scaring me!

Go smoke some pot and vacuum something......

6 comments:

Tenakim said...

THAT IS SO F'N FUNNY and what are the chances that I just came across this??? I said I didn't need a lecture- I know I'm losing it! But thanks for the slap!!! And the laugh!!! Wow, you couldn't leave a comment- you did a whole post on it, really I'm flattered and kind of scared, really!!!

vanna said...

can i go smoke pot and vacuum something even if i don't want to be preggo again???

Jana, Mom to Mr. Q and Miss E + 7 said...

Heck me too... been a very long time. But forget about the vacumning, DH does that hehehe.

( Does it count even if I can't have anymore ???? )

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

That is funny, I knew exactly who you were talking about. She does make cute kids though :)

I kinda miss being pregnant but not THAT much.

Too Funny!

Jennifer said...

Can I have some pot without vacumming anything.... actually, I just want some sleep.

Cameron said...

sign me up too!! minus the vacuum ofcourse

 
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