AWWWWW......look at that bundle of sweetness...
couldn't you just kiss those sweet smiley cheeks?
Boy does she have you fooled..
Do you see it now?
The horns beginning to bud through that pile of hair? I didn't notice either until yesterday when I made a sordid attempt at picking up her Albuterol script at Target.
I walked into Target just like normal, got my cart just like normal (I mean let's face it folks, she's been to Target once or a hundred times since birth) and lifted her up to put her in the cart seat in the front like normal.....only this time very unlike normal she starts SCREAMING as though I have just chopped off her arm and kicking her feet, flailing her arms and just totally freaking the fuck out. I am embarrassed to say that I was at a loss. I have never had to deal with such fit-throwing. Big One did not throw WAFs (Wild ASS Fits---thank you More Wine Please) like this and I'm not sure I know anyone with a ONE YEAR OLD that acts like a three year old BRAT on crack. It was the most heinous experience of my life. The fits did not end with the cart incident either. She wanted DOWN. She wants to crawl around on the floor. She did not want to be confined to the seat OR the cart. I tried putting her in the cart part too.....not having it. She wanted out and down and on the floor. She screamed, she cried she threw an all out WAF like I have never born witness to. She is One.Year.Old. Holy Omen child Batman.......God help me.
She was AWFUL. I mean AWFUL. She REDEFINED the word awful. It was awful to the point that I may never be able to go to my fav Target again. I may be a marked woman.....they may see me coming and put the place on lockdown.
Her temper is getting stronger and her demanding personality is something that I don't know quite how to deal with......but lets just say that I see a lot of cases of the red ass in her future!